Valentine's Day update from MSN

I was trolling MSN for news and oddities, and I saw a link to this story, which is a 10-point criticism of everything that most guys have done on Feb. 14 every year for decades (though, actually, one of the points is about a gift women get men). Basically, it says, "You've spent gobs of money and chewed through about ten inches worth of fingernail over the years, just trying to come up with something to please your girlfriend/fiancee/wife on V-Day, but you've been doing it all wrong, you lout." I read you loud and clear. No gifts for Valentine's Day, ever again. (EDITOR: That's not what the article says! Please, dear readers, do not ever take any of Bob's advice seriously.)

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