I blogged about Iran in this space not long ago, which I don't normally don't do here. This is usually a sports and movies blog. But some issues demand our attention. Iran's nucular ambitions is, er... are one... or I should say are two of those issues.

These two issues require a thoughtful response. Fortunately, I have already thought of one. I'll tell you about it. Right now. My solution to this vexing problem is to send Gillette® Fusion™ Power razors to Iran. These are the only known "single-use" nucular power source, meaning they can only be used for peaceful purposes. Also, since all Iranians seem totally uninterested in shaving, the razors' power can be used entirely for non-shaving purposes.

That only solves part of the problem. The other part of the problem can easily be solved by sending the west's top secret agents (the men who played James Bond, except for George Lazenby and Woody Allen) to Iran, where they can set their Gillette® Fusion™ Power razors to overload, destroying Iran's "dual-use" nucular power plants. Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan are clearly not using razors any more anyway.

Clearly, this is the best strategy yet proposed for dealing with potential nucular proliferation in the Middle-East - at rather, the upper-right middle east.

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