Leveling the playing field for days that need adjectives

I've been thinking recently about days and their adjectives - and you know, Friday has far more than its share. Sunday is probably second. "Casual" Friday, "Good" Friday, "Freaky" Friday, "Lazy" Sunday, "Palm" Sunday "Fudge" Sunday - the list could go on and on. I want to level the playing field. Below are some suggestions, starting with the alliterative.

Monday - Morose, Mad, Masonic, Moronic, Boffo, Flat, Pudgy, Ribald
Tuesday - Triangular, Tubular, Turtlish, Terre Hautean, Testicular, Corpuscular, Vegetal
Wednesday - Wily, Westerly, Whittled, Assiduous, Bohemian, Veritable, Xylophonic
Thursday - Thorny, Thoughtful, Thick, Thoreauvian, Transcendental, Emersonian, Jeffersonian, Washingtonian, Binghamptonian, Winchestertonian, Xylophonic
Saturday (remember, Friday has enough already) - Saturnine, Sophomoric, Satiate, Sedate, Slatternly, Ascorbic (yes, that's what I meant), Funereal, Gonococcal (this one's as dirty as it sounds), Longitudinal, Purulent, Uvular, Xylophonic

Just an idea. Let me know what you think.

Backlog Bob

P.S. I shudder to think what ads Google is going to send my way now.