Thursday, September 29, 2005

My new job

I was browsing the internet, and I just realized what my next job should be - discovering food items that resemble Mary and Jesus and selling these items on eBay. I don't want to discriminate, so maybe I'll start discovering food items that look like Moses, Buddha, Mohammed, Sheeva, the moon, Odin, and perhaps even Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. I firmly believe that people of all faiths should have access to food items that resemble those they worship, and I don't see why I shouldn't be the one to provide them. Of course, this will take a substantial investment in foodstuffs, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. See you on eBay.

Backlog Bob

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