Floridians start shooting it out in the streets

The Drudge Report once again brings us the news that affects our lives: namely, that Floridians are now going shoot each other, as well as tourists, in wild west-style duels. The following is quoted from a Scottish news website (and media in the UK, remember, are forbidden by law to lie):

"Now they can use 'deadly force' if they 'reasonably believe' that firing their gun is necessary to prevent a crime or serious injury."

Elsewhere in the article:

"Florida's . . . under threat from a . . . gun . . . group which warns visitors they could be killed."

Clearly, things are getting out of hand, and clearly, the Bush family is clearly to blame. (President Bush's brother Jeb is governator of Florida). Speaking of governators, this is the sort of law you'd expect from a state that would elect an action movie star to the highest state office. . . or a Bush, I suppose.

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