CSI: NY (part II)

I'm glad CSI: NY is not my favourite show. I never get to watch it because every time I start to, I think of something to write about it before the end of the opening titles, and my apartmentmates come home and watch something else or play a video game or something. Anyways, tonight I thought of great substitute lyrics for the theme. (Remember my difficulty accepting the theme song for the show?) Observe:

Down here in the morgue/It's a smorgasbord./A meal is pretty much a given./I don't need to fight;/To eat tonight./They won't fight back as would the livin'.

It's inspired.

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