Backlog Bob's Blog, Prologue

Hi everybody! It seems that these blasted little things are supposed to be read bottom-to-top, at least if chronological order is desired. But for those of you who prefer such things as Zippy the Pinhead, try reading the first four words of each "post" starting at the top and working your way to the bottom. Then repeat the title of the page as a question over and over until your readers are either confused or bored. Then explain how pop culture is ruining pop culture with the help of a giant dog statue that was heretofore used for advertising. Then put your right ear in and shake it all about.

That's what blogging is all about, folks.